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If you are looking for the #1 XXX Toon site three years running, Ultra Toons will deliver that and more. From anime-style, to straight cartoon art, to black and white, the bondage and perverted fetish toons deliver on their promises as well as extras including links and even some live action mixed in with Ultra Toons' graphics.
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Cost: |
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| Trial: $2.95 (3 days trial) | | Monthly: $34.95 (30 days, recurs at $34.95) | | Multi-Mo: $59.95 (90 days, recurs at $59.95) |
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Review Stats:
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Site Entered:
03-25-04
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Review Date:
03-25-04 |
Facts Updated:
08-25-07 |
Scored On:
09-05-06 |
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Promises: |
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Over one million toon pictures Manga XXX Hentai Bondage Artwork Perverted Fetish Toons One million pictures Fifteen megasites Hundreds of live shows
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Content: |
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This site intrigued me because I've always found anime content interesting. On the very first page, I'm promised the #1 XXX toons site three years running, access to fifteen megasites, uncensored XXX hentai and manga, bondage artwork, perverted fetish toons and much more.
My first reaction is that this is a sort of blend of different things. Japanese anime when I've seen it has usually been a little edgy - darker, harder - than the word toons connotes and the graphic feel of the site puts forth. Somehow, the bondage aspect and the Caucasian girl tied to something on page one doesn't quite jive with the bouncy pinks and purples of the tour.
As the tour continues, the discord between subject and style grow more profound to me. Perhaps it's the typeface, perhaps the colors, but it just seems like a clash of ideas. I'm promised over one million toon pictures - and warned that this is not for the faint of heart - in a style that with a few image replacements could easily work for a softcore or non-nude site.
I'm also promised rare and fetish art - the example appears to be an English country gentleman with what looked at first glance to be two dogs and a rifle but upon closer inspection is two women and some sort of whipping device. OK, that is a bit odd, but the next page really takes the cake - alien intrusions.
The art for the tour is so out of whack with the anime in page center here it's jarring - contrast a busty brunette with alien claws around her and text describing it in nice happy yellows, blues, and greens. Either this is going to be one real mindfuck of a site, or the tour is just fucked up.
On the next-to last tour page, the anime is replaced by a real live girl - very AI - and some animated graphics. I'm also promised daily updates with hundreds and hundreds of pictures on top of over one million pictures, and on the concluding page, access to fifteen megasites, hundreds of live shows, 250,000 movies, hidden live spy cams, Hustler's barely legal, Pornholio, XXX E-Zines, Jenna Max...phew. My reaction? Thanks, but I am interested in signing up for the anime, not the extras. Quality, not quantity.
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The site really suffers - more than the other sites I reviewed - from templatization. It's inconsistent, and not conducive to focusing on what is a pretty strong native content base. Members' main pages have all the order and clarity of a zoo hit by an explosive device, which really detracts from the usability factor.
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Overall: |
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Ultratoons has some excellent content. I think they've betrayed this contents' quality somewhat by de-emphasizing it, and by considering a single image an update, but notwithstanding the site isn't bad. I would have preferred to have a clear, concise, toon-focused main page with the other stuff subtly layed around it, since I would be signing up for this site to view these and not the live-action/standard XXX stuff.
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Originality: |
8 / 10 |
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Quality
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10 / 15 |
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Exclusivity |
8 / 10 |
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Speed |
8 / 10 |
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Updates: |
8 / 10 |
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Quantity |
12 / 15 |
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Navigation Ease: |
2 / 10 |
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Features |
3 / 05 |
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Design: |
1 / 05 |
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Price: |
7 / 10 |
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